In order to really find that skit humorous you have to know a fair bit about politics.
First off it's kinda funny that They're just now addressing the sexism issue when Hillary has been dealing with it during her entire campaign.
Secondly Hillary says she supports Senator Obama but she had very different views than he did.
Also Senator Clinton has fought for a long time to become president but Governor Palin has only recently joined the race for the White House.
When Palin asks to stop being called a MILF you have to understand that in our culture it means "Mother I'd Like to F*ck"
Palin doesn't understand what Bush's foreign policy is.
Hillary doesn't want to be called a FLIRGE anymore. "First Lady I'd Rather Get Elected"
~And that's why i'm Spazz-n-out~
Friday, September 19, 2008
Monday, September 15, 2008
This one's for the Guys
Hmmm.... If i were a girl for one day I'd have two objectives.
First i'd talk to a whole bunch of women and find out everything they thought about guys and what they wanted.....because i am an information junky. Plus it'd make my life easier once i went back to being a dude.
Secondly I'd try and convince as many women as i could to not be so unreasonable and odd. I'd tell them it's cool to actually say what you mean and not play games with people's heads. Basically i'd do some behind enemy lines type espionage stuff. :)
~And that's why i'm Spazz-n-out~
First i'd talk to a whole bunch of women and find out everything they thought about guys and what they wanted.....because i am an information junky. Plus it'd make my life easier once i went back to being a dude.
Secondly I'd try and convince as many women as i could to not be so unreasonable and odd. I'd tell them it's cool to actually say what you mean and not play games with people's heads. Basically i'd do some behind enemy lines type espionage stuff. :)
~And that's why i'm Spazz-n-out~
Wednesday, September 3, 2008
Letter to a friend
Dude,
You totally missed out. This weekend was so much fun. It started off with Ashley's birth day party on friday night. You know, that girl I introduced you to. Anyway that went til like 5 in the morning. Which of course means i slept till like 3 on saturday, and we all know how good sleeping in feels, especially when you have an 8 o'clock class every morning. Well when i woke up i went down and did some laundry. Which was most of my saturday. Then sunday was BOOMSDAY that was such a blast...literally. The most massive fireworks show i've ever seen. Afterward i just went out to dinner. Then monday was the game...which i will say no more about.
Dear Grandmother,
This past weekend was perhaps the most fun i've had in months. Even though i couldn't come back and visit i found a way to keep happy, like you always tell me to.
The first thing i did was go to a birthday party for a friend of mine. She was turning nineteen so she was really excited. The next day i did some laundry and studied, it wasn't really too eventful. But sunday was boomsday in Knoxville. Everyone went down to the river by campus and celebrated carnival style until it got dark enough to see the fireworks. Then on monday i watched the football game with my friends. Our school lost but it was to a team in a different division.
~And that's why i'm Spazz-n-out~
You totally missed out. This weekend was so much fun. It started off with Ashley's birth day party on friday night. You know, that girl I introduced you to. Anyway that went til like 5 in the morning. Which of course means i slept till like 3 on saturday, and we all know how good sleeping in feels, especially when you have an 8 o'clock class every morning. Well when i woke up i went down and did some laundry. Which was most of my saturday. Then sunday was BOOMSDAY that was such a blast...literally. The most massive fireworks show i've ever seen. Afterward i just went out to dinner. Then monday was the game...which i will say no more about.
Dear Grandmother,
This past weekend was perhaps the most fun i've had in months. Even though i couldn't come back and visit i found a way to keep happy, like you always tell me to.
The first thing i did was go to a birthday party for a friend of mine. She was turning nineteen so she was really excited. The next day i did some laundry and studied, it wasn't really too eventful. But sunday was boomsday in Knoxville. Everyone went down to the river by campus and celebrated carnival style until it got dark enough to see the fireworks. Then on monday i watched the football game with my friends. Our school lost but it was to a team in a different division.
~And that's why i'm Spazz-n-out~
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